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 Corporal Posts: 336Location: The NetherlandsJoined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:38 pm
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monkfish687 wrote: anti-hero wrote: monkfish687 wrote: And 56% slut lol Monkfish687 is the biggest slut of all! :headbang: do you also like to fantasize of being a prostitute?  Nooooo being with one, coming to Amsterdam in the summer  call me when you're coming to Amsterdam Your fantasy might come true 
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| CorporalPosts: 336Location: The NetherlandsJoined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:38 pm
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You can choose...I you want me to be quick and hot it's : 0906-0666
But if you like me to be a police woman it's : 0906-0611 Or if you want me to have big saggy tits and a wrinkled old cunt it's : 0906-0123
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anti-hero wrote: You can choose...I you want me to be quick and hot it's : 0906-0666
But if you like me to be a police woman it's : 0906-0611 Or if you want me to have big saggy tits and a wrinkled old cunt it's : 0906-0123 may I come to Amsterdam then too? 
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| CorporalPosts: 336Location: The NetherlandsJoined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:38 pm
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TRANS4MER wrote: anti-hero wrote: You can choose...I you want me to be quick and hot it's : 0906-0666 But if you like me to be a police woman it's : 0906-0611 Or if you want me to have big saggy tits and a wrinkled old cunt it's : 0906-0123 may I come to Amsterdam then too? ghehe  ofcourse... not at the same time... I'm not into that kind of things
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| ModeratorPosts: 4509Joined: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:37 am
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I die in 2061 of a heart attack at the age of 78
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 GeneralPosts: 3702Location: Almere, The NetherlandsJoined: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:54 pm
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Ow SHIT I'm gonna die of a heart attack.
Well, not surprised actually hHAHAH. "Some time in 2069 at age 80". Well, at least I'm gonna experience the flying cars and stuff. |
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 GeneralPosts: 4134Location: kiev, ukraineJoined: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:17 pm
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I am actually looking for a smoking midget with a 14 inch multispeed dildo who likes to be smeared in peanut butter.[/quote] think i can sort you out there..................... you not really giving enough specifics though. any particular nationality, hair colour, body shape, etc.... lol. i'm 56% slut too!
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 The Orange AuthorityPosts: 4748Location: NetherlandsJoined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:39 pm
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According to our research, you'll be dead by:
Some time in 2061 at age 74 probable cause: heart attack You have 19869.6 days left on this earth. You've already lived 27% of your life. WHY YOU DIE? 56% heart attack 24% car accident 13% loneliness 5% drowning of the lungs 2% wounds Right.
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| CorporalPosts: 336Location: The NetherlandsJoined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:38 pm
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but I'm not a midget
Don't you do normal sized girls for charity? |
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| The Orange AuthorityPosts: 4748Location: NetherlandsJoined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:39 pm
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anti-hero wrote: but I'm not a midget Sure. Don't you do normal sized girls for charity?
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