*freezes himself in cryogenic tube for one week*

...Ah now time to check the new Prodigy website...

*click*

6 days and 17 hours? WTF! I did freeze myself right?...

*checks calendar*

11/03/08, Shit, what the hell is going on here?...

*freezes himself for another week*

...Ah this time the new Prodigy site should easily be up...

*click*

6 days and 19 hours? Fucking hell! Ok calm down, let's just double check...

*checks calendar*

18/03/08. Fuck freezing myself for a week, better make it a month...

*freezes himself for a month*

...Ah now it should definately be up, time to catch up on all the news...

*click*

1 day and 4 hours. Aaarrrrggghhh!!!...

ok calm down, it's only just over a day away, I can wait... Ah fuck it...

*freezes himself for 1 day and 4 hours*

Ok it better be up now!...

*click*

6 days and 17 hours...

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!....

Otis P Jivefunk:

Good point. Well made. Cryofreeze IS an option.

the more I think about this the more I am getting pissed off. what a load of cuntery, if you don't have anything for us don't tell us you do and give us a countdown.

yeah, this is too much. i mean they could have added some news on their myspace regarding the website, but yet nothing. it's not cool when there is absolutely no connection with the fans.

I'm with you, I am so pissed...This is the biggest pissed offness in this week (I'm having a hard week)..What is more, I can't stand the fact that shadowcat is right.I'm not in my happy place and I'm going to do a bad language: Fuck!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is classic. Reminds me of this...

I bet Guns N' Roses fans (if there still are any) get fucked with more than us.

I'm not buying the album. I'll download it and then burn it on a 1000 copies and just give it to random people I meet on the street. That will be my way of fucking with the good ol' Prodge.

Then I'll go back in time and sell Fat of The Land under my own name before Liam even writes it. I'll set the Prodigy on fire and record the video for Firestarter as I do it. Keith can still sing, but only as a guest vocalist obviously.

Smack My Bitch Up will contain just me smacking a jaguar in the ass with a huge board everytime the beat kicks in.

...and some fans mentally go insane.

Someone help us!

OMG I can't believe this... Actually, I CAN believe it, and that's what's so scary.

I thought things were going to be different! I thought the time for laziness and leaving out the fans was over! I was so hyped to usher in the new era of Prodigy.

Does Prodigy know how hard it is to stay a fan nowadays?

Edit: By the way, will you kindly replace the "shortly" in the title with three question marks?

anyone else gets this
10 hours
http://theprodigy.com/
6 days and 10 hours
http://www.theprodigy.com/

For me they're both on 6 days and 8 hours.

don't trip potato chips.......


itll be up b4 u kno it...............ya dig!!!!!???

respect!!

ALWAYS respect the 5HÁD0WCÁT

i cant believe this. I knew there was a reason not to read the prodigy news section